
Hey,
It’s me. How’s it going? That’s nice. Listen, I know, you’ve heard this pitch 100 times already but if you haven’t bought a copy of my book yet, here’s your chance. I know it’s not as gripping as say, ‘Going Rouge’…but what are you going to do? My book at least has killer cover art by Houston artist, Julie Zarate. I considered posing on the cover myself, looking off in the distance with a background of clouds…but it just wasn’t in the cards.
It’s damn near the holidays…treat someone you dis/like to some good old fashioned debauchery. Hell, buy one for a homeless dude and help promote literacy. Or buy one and leave them at random and busy places like emergency rooms and unemployment offices.
{indie}pendent books is now selling autographed copies of Demon in the Mirror (written entirely by yours truly – seriously! No ghost writer!). I am not sure they’re gonna last…but then again, they might. Who knows? I’m not a psychic but the buzz so far is good.
Why buy an autographed copy you ask? Well, because you just never know…you may actually like the book. Numerous people who have never met me in real life swear the book is really good. You may hate it! In which case you could burn it and write me nasty letters; either way is fine by me. I may go off the deep end one day and end up jumping up and down on a certain celebrity’s couch – you would totally have a signed copy of my first book – consider the possibilities!
Anyway, {indie}pendent books is a fantastic new company that supports independent authors only and they treat books like gifts. My book will arrive like Santa dropped it down the chimney himself…
So, if you really want to read the sick and depraved shit that I commit to the printed page, or if you’d like to gift a copy to someone and say: man, you gotta read this, bruh! It’s deep! Then pick up a copy of the book today.
Thanks for reading this.
I already follow you on twitter, but I came here to retweet something you send thru, and there is no where to actually click on the part that says follow us on twitter. (I was being lazy)
Yeah, I’ve been lazy myself with code and such. I really need to brush up on it. Thanks for stopping by though! Apologies for the late response.
Ok, I fixed it.
Very cool site, I really enjoy your stuff.