There’s a McDonald’s at Dachau
less than a mile from the actual concentration camp
where years ago they passed out leaflets that said:
“Welcome to Dachau
and welcome to McDonald’s”
welcome to McRe-Education
welcome McGlobalization
welcome to the New McWorld Order
would you like fries with that? (more…)
I am an angry
miserable mother fucker
when I look in the mirror
with only myself to blame
if I punched the reflection looking back at me
I would break through several sheets of glass
hearing the cacophony of laughter
from generations past (more…)
I murdered my television with a twelve-gauge shotgun and
called it a sacrifice
I called it justice and then
someone called the police
after a few days of questioning and solitary confinement
they let me go
with the promise that I would
purchased another television set
and I did
bigger, better, more expensive than the last
with high definition and surround sound
I fell to my knees in divine worship
because no matter how many times I kill the fucking thing
I always crawl back to it on my knees
picking up the pieces and
begging for more programming as
I plug myself back in (more…)
{Indie}pendent Books is offering a FREE copy of my book, Demon in the Mirror for a limited time. All you have to do to be eligible to win is comment on the work/author at the book’s review page. The book is signed by me and comes with more disturbing content than you can shake a stick at.
We are giving away a copy of “Demon in the Mirror” To enter simply tell us what you see when you really look at yourself in the mirror (and please be honest!) This book is about looking at ourselves, with the social masks taken off. Winner will randomly be chosen Wed. Feb. 10th.
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*The above advertisement for my book was done by Josh Divine of Program2 Illustration and Design. Josh has a ton of talent and a great eye as an artist. His company specializes in graphics, illustration, web design as well as original fonts. He also has an awesome sense of humor and created one of my favorite comics strips, Ducktown.


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